Bic Pens for HERMy sister linked me to this: http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369398688&sr=8-1&keywordsBic Pens for HER by *Bobbie-the-Jeanens+for+her and demanded I write a review. I think it actually came out quite tame compared to 99% of my rants. XD Usually there is a fair bit of explosive cursing and rage-foaming.
Once in a lifetime, a product so perfectly elegant, so amazingly well suited to one, singular cause, will descend into your life like an angel from on high in a luminescent cloud of billowing hopes and dreams. You may never see the likes of such a thing again or anything that comes even remotely close to comparing. It is as if the artifact was forged by the Gods themselves in the furnaces of Mount Olympus specifically with you in mind. I can hear mighty Hephaestus as he raises his hammer overhead, declaring in a thundering voice, "THIS ONE IS NOT SPARKLY ENOUGH!!!" That we of the fairer sex should find ourselves graced with such benevolent fortune as to disco